Oli Jeffery is a screenwriter, stationed in Redruth, the glamorous and cosmopolitan hub of Cornwall, where he's working on a second episode of his sitcom for the BBC. You can download extracts of some of his scripts here. Oli’s represented by Matt Connell at Berlin Associates.

Ch-ch-ch-changes...

Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ, noooooooo!Well, with the summer solstice passing this weekend, it was a good time for a bit of a celebration of death and rebirth... that's right, dedicated readers: my laptop has died. Booooooooo. But now I have a nice new shiny laptop. Hurrah! It's all ups and downs on the solstice.

But shiny and nail-polish stain free as my lovely new Acer is, let us spend a minute to mourn the passing of my bizarrely over-specced (is that how you spell that?) but still slightly rubbish Dell, The Script Machine. Yes, I named my laptop. Nothing weird about that. It's been dying a slow and torturous death of massive crashes and complete file corruptions for three months or so, and I spent quite a lot of the past month shouting at it furiously and threatening to hit it with sticks, but t'was on those fair keys that I wrote my very first half decent scripts, and a few bad ones.

The Script Machine: 2004 - 2009. Rest in the spare bedroom.

My new laptop is very shiny, and in a super sexy midnight blue, not, not, I assure you, pink. I would include a picture, but it's so beautiful that you would all travel to my house and kidnap it, travelling with it to a cave to be your illicit-tech bride. You know you would. You're filthy.

It's crunch week for That's How I Roll - commissioning decisions from BBC3 are due this week, so I should know one way or t'other soon enough. Whichever way the decision falls, I suspect beer will follow.

And finally, in my occasional series of musical recommendations that mostly revolve around Ladytron, can I suggest you purchase their very first iTunes exclusive live album here. I should have been part of the crowd noise, but I was at the previous Astoria show, that got cancelled 40 minutes in when an amp blew up unimpressivley but fatally (for the amp, nobody actually died). Therefore, this recommendation is tinged with a little bit of resentment, which at least suits the mood of the music.

I bid you adieu.





6 comments:

Jason Arnopp said...

The Script Machine RIP.

And best of luck with that commissioning decision, Sir.

michellelipton said...

Ooh, good luck!

I'll keep my fingers, toes and eyes all crossed until I hear it's safe to uncross them.

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Oli said...

Thank yous Jason and Michelle - everything I can have crossed, is.

Phill Barron said...

Good luck, Oli. I demand to know the instant you do. Demand, God damn it.

Lexi said...

Never name an electronic device! Big mistake, because it makes it almost impossible to part with it. Which is why The Script Machine is currently cluttering up your spare bedroom.

My last copier was called Percival the Peripheral. I cried after I left him, pristine but non-functioning, at the recycling centre. I still feel bad about it.

james henry said...

Fingers crossed, m'colleague.

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