Wednesday, 5 May 2010

30th Birthday Request....

'Sup, Scribosphere? So, I turn 30 in a few days... Saturday to be precise*. And here's what I'd like for my birthday from all of you fine people: I'd like to wake up, at 30, to a Lib Dem government. So if everyone could just do that for me (you can still get one, they're in the shops till tomorrow, I checked), that'd be great.

Now, I know that's a big ask. But it is my thirtieth. I promise I won't ask for anything again till my fortieth, at which point you can get me a flying car, or a monkey-thought translator, or a rat-bird**.

* Creeping, creeping dread.
** I may have watched Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs this eveing. Very funny. Very weird.